By Minoru Kusoda, PhD.
6) playing classical music until the wee hours
5) snacking on salted rice-cakes anytime
4) doing lower-back strengthening exercises in living room
3) stocking bathroom with Christian Science Monitor magazine
2) having the proper environment for deep meditation
1) washing dick in sink
———Alternative list
10 Best things about having your own (female-free) apartment:
– only bottle of shampoo and bar of soap in shower
– no long hairs clogging drain
– death to all plants
– eating out of the same thing you cook in
– taking a shit with bathroom door open
– washing white/color/black clothes all together
– daily fart contest where everyone’s a winner
– pron
– filth
– washing dink in sink
yay!!!!!
O_o It might be time to come back
thats exactly what I said! taking a shit with the bathroom door open lol yesss