Questions to Absolutely Kill Any Job Interview

Chip Wallace of SUIT UP! Magazine visits us this week to share his insights about job interviews. Here we go folks.

8 Questions to Absolutely Kill Any Job Interview

1. Why do women want equal rights like they want to be your boss or some shit and then at the same time they expect you to fuckin pay for dinner like theyre all underprivileged? like where the hell are the female miners???

2. Can I sit down? I'm tired b/c some pregnant bitch made me stand on the bus

3. Can you tell me how that question is relevant to the position?

4. Can I donate sperm? at work? (I mean like, in your hair??)

5. How does this position (make circle with index finger and thumb of left hand and then fuck it with the erect index finger on right hand) fit into the company's short-term plans?

6. A: Did you interview that fat broad in the lobby?

B: She's not fat, sir. She's pregnant.


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  1. Trevron Schneidlehorse M.B.A.

    I knew Chip from when he was studying at the Schulich School of Business.

    His greatest success within his Omega Master Beta fraternity was his record breaking high girlfriend body weight to penis size ratio.

    Chip is blessed with the suckcess bug.

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