The second and most likely final installation of Minoru Kusoda's Survival Japanese. View Lesson 1 here.
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sukebe
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perv
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sefure
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sex friend
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metabo (metabolic)
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lardass
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napukin (napkin)
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maxi-pad. only wipe your face on one of these if a hot chick used it
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onani
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masturbation. name actually taken from biblical character Onan who sinfully performed coitus interruptus instead of impregnating his dead brother’s wife
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snakku (snack)
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dingy bar operated by 40+ year old retired prostitute
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manshun (mansion)
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glamorous name for mould-ridden shithole apartment
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zubon
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pants, especially zubaz
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pantsu
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panties / underwear
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yariman
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"doing (it) vagina". syn. slut
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ecchi (“H”)
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hentai
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bikkurri shita
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big curry shit
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danny
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bed-dwelling mite
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gary
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diarrhea
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ben
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log of shit
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rainbow/truelove/happy
/star/dream
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mandatory words in Japanese girls’ mobile phone addresses
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tekitou
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done properly or done carelessly
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mata asobou
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meaningless expression said after boring social outing
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bikingu (viking)
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smorgasbord/buffet. cute term named after Vikings, who must have been keeners on smorgasbords (in addition to rape and village-wide bloodbaths).
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sukinshippu (skinship)
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legendary Heian-era warship with sails made of foreskin.
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aaaa, soooo!
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asshole (directed at you)
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Your correspondent on the scene,
Minoru Kusoda
[…] Lesson 2 available here. […]