Survival Japanese – Lesson 2

19 Feb

 

The second and most likely final installation of Minoru Kusoda's Survival Japanese. View Lesson 1 here.

Japanese:

English translation:

sukebe
perv
sefure
sex friend
metabo (metabolic)
lardass
napukin (napkin)
maxi-pad. only wipe your face on one of these if a hot chick used it
onani
masturbation. name actually taken from biblical character Onan who sinfully performed coitus interruptus instead of impregnating his dead brother’s wife
snakku (snack)
dingy bar operated by 40+ year old retired prostitute
manshun (mansion)
glamorous name for mould-ridden shithole apartment
zubon
pants, especially zubaz
pantsu
panties / underwear
yariman
"doing (it) vagina". syn. slut
ecchi  (“H”)
hentai
bikkurri shita
big curry shit
danny
bed-dwelling mite
gary
diarrhea
ben
log of shit
rainbow/truelove/happy
/star/dream
mandatory words in Japanese girls’ mobile phone addresses
tekitou
done properly or done carelessly
mata asobou
meaningless expression said after boring social outing
bikingu (viking)
smorgasbord/buffet. cute term named after Vikings, who must have been keeners on smorgasbords (in addition to rape and village-wide bloodbaths).
sukinshippu (skinship)
legendary Heian-era warship with sails made of foreskin.
aaaa, soooo!
asshole (directed at you)

 

Your correspondent on the scene,

Minoru Kusoda

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